Tiger's Wood
March 23rd 2010 07:26
Tiger Woods is making a comeback to golf only a few months after he stuck his dirty driver into at least 12 other women who weren’t his wife, and they all screamed in joy knowing that he had a family back home, who were completely unsuspecting of his infidelity. Shame on you, you, you, yes and you, and you too, and you and you and you and you and you oh and how can I forget, you, you and you.
“I tried to stop and I couldn’t stop, it was horrific.’ Tiger said recently of the great sex he had with twelve hot women. You’re an idiot Tiger, honestly. Your fancy phrases which you conjured up to try help prove your regret have only been created because you got caught. You had heaps of fun, admit it. This guy’s a douchebag, let’s not forget it. I really don’t care how good he is at putting a ball in a hole. He had a stunning wife, two children and lots of cash – if he wasn't happy he should have ended the marriage. There is no excuse. He’s not a man, he’s a pig. Pig Woods.
Let’s face it. His first apology was completely fabricated and his second apology was lame. His actions show no remorse. He’s only sorry because he got caught. What an icon for our kids. What a hero, bagging twelve birdies before the hole in one.
I’m disgraced by this man and by the lack of respect for his family. Just when we try to hold onto monogamy, this jerk shows up and makes it all seem like part of life. What a great example he has set for a world who once admired his seemingly squeaky clean image.
His wife, Elin Nordegren should just walk away and send a message to the world and all the men and women out there what you can lose if you only think of yourself and give in to a moments pleasure. The message being sent is that you can have over ten affairs with random people, have a hell of a time, say sorry and everything will fall back into place in a few months.
I hope someone yells ‘cheating pig’ really loud just before he hits the ball next month. Oh please please please!
“I tried to stop and I couldn’t stop, it was horrific.’ Tiger said recently of the great sex he had with twelve hot women. You’re an idiot Tiger, honestly. Your fancy phrases which you conjured up to try help prove your regret have only been created because you got caught. You had heaps of fun, admit it. This guy’s a douchebag, let’s not forget it. I really don’t care how good he is at putting a ball in a hole. He had a stunning wife, two children and lots of cash – if he wasn't happy he should have ended the marriage. There is no excuse. He’s not a man, he’s a pig. Pig Woods.
Let’s face it. His first apology was completely fabricated and his second apology was lame. His actions show no remorse. He’s only sorry because he got caught. What an icon for our kids. What a hero, bagging twelve birdies before the hole in one.
I’m disgraced by this man and by the lack of respect for his family. Just when we try to hold onto monogamy, this jerk shows up and makes it all seem like part of life. What a great example he has set for a world who once admired his seemingly squeaky clean image.
His wife, Elin Nordegren should just walk away and send a message to the world and all the men and women out there what you can lose if you only think of yourself and give in to a moments pleasure. The message being sent is that you can have over ten affairs with random people, have a hell of a time, say sorry and everything will fall back into place in a few months.
I hope someone yells ‘cheating pig’ really loud just before he hits the ball next month. Oh please please please!
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