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How POSH Are You?

October 29th 2006 21:17
Here's a bit of fun...

Victoria Beckham aka POSH spice has always annoyed me....particularly because she was the least talented spice girl and particularly beacause she is PARTICULARLY skinny and particularly plastic fantastic. But are my judgements unfounded...I mean is there perhaps a little POSH in all of us...I'm talking about men too. She's fought for this position in some way - she's made grabs at credibility (a swipe at a singing career post spice girls didn't help though).

So should we give it up for POSH, I mean is she little Miss Understood or do we just not get her?


As far as POSHness goes, we're all just a teensy bit fashion concsious...you have to admit, and although POSH really isn't the red carpet winner of the moment, she scrubs up alright and so can we all...
I'd say fashion conscousness for 3 points of POSHness...

Health and Fitness, I would also give this a 3, but 3 pojnts here would be extreme. Although a fit bod and a good eating regime is great, I think the lengths POSH has gone to are something I can't condone...I mean really, where's the steak,potatoes, pie and the odd glass of vino in that figure!

POSH Pose...How high do you hold your head? This counts for 2 on a posh scale, where you get zero for nose on the ground.

Fancy pants hubby. I'm only giving this one point on a POSHNESS scale of 10.

AND fInally, the celebrity point (1), do you know as many, hang with them or ARE YOU just as celeb as posh?

So on a scale of 1 - 10 in POSHness? how do you stack up...can you point the finger at her or are you just as posh yourself?

Here's How I rank:
Out of 3 for fashion I give myself 2. It's a high score i know and I'm not talking it up because I am no glamour day to day, but BOY am I conscious of it.

Health and fitness - for me 1.5. I just can't say no to some of the most important reasons for living...good food and wine!
I get 1 for pose - I'm so so.
ZERO for fancy hubby
And as for celebs...I get 0.1...I've seen a couple in the street!

My POSH rating is 4.6
I'm going to point the finger!



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Comment by DuskDevi

November 21st 2006 11:45
Vixter...if you could only hear me now...I am laughing so hard...iMpOsSiBlE to type....

I have read most of your posts....You are funny. Funny, funny. And, I hope this doesn't offend you, we have similar thoughts on things, including Victoria Beckham, martial arts, fashion, food....

I may not leave a comment everywhere but I will certainly leave my Numerical Karmic Contribution...

A pleasure to 'find' you. I have now subscribed to your blog.

DuskDevi

PS. did the PS test.

Comment by Cibbuano

November 22nd 2006 02:03
I used to think she was the 2nd cutest Spice Girl, but now, after seeing her fake-tanned, makeup-saturated face all the time, I'm nauseated by her. She's not aging gracefully.


Comment by Vixter

November 24th 2006 11:11
Cibby, you can totally be forgiven for thinking she's a cutie...with a bit of meat on her bones she was somethin'!
and Dusk Devi!!! you are too kind!
How could I possibly take offense, funny is my most favouritest thing EVER!

OH and P S - you have to tell me where you interests in martial arts are. I am currently partaking in Kung fu and learning meditation...I find the latter EXTREMELY HARD!

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