Dying to Eat
March 25th 2010 01:17
She has her sights set on becoming the fattest woman in the world and one things for sure, 42-year-old Donna Simpson has already nabbed the award for one of the stupidest.
The big mass of blubbery trash stuffed under her skin weighs 271 kilos, but it’s not enough for this fast food disposal unit. She wants to reach 454 kilos. If she ate me and a skinny friend she might get there. What an inspiration! What a hero! What a lady! Doesn't she know there are cheaper ways to commit suicide?
I weigh 60 if you must know and do not understand this woman’s mentality at all. Is it that she’s fat anyway and she wants some meaning in her mundane life. Boredom can make people do the craziest of things can’t it? I mean, look at Brad Pitt for example. Growing a beard- shocking!
There is only one reason why this woman would stoop to something so stupid. Money and fame. This is the tip of the iceberg, the prime example of a western world obsessed with reality, making mere nobodies into celebrities. Although in Donna’s case she is more like a zoo animal.
She has a weekly food bill of around 800 dollars which she funds though an online website where men apparently pay to watch her consume large amounts of food. A bit like Homer Simpson in the episode where he eats all the food at the All you can eat Seafood joint – “He’s not a man he’s a machine!” Except of course, Homer wasn’t wearing a bikini.
She eats 12 thousand calories per day. A ‘healthy’ woman would eat around 1-thousand-500. She’s already been awarded the most overweight mother! It’s not enough for her.
Donna says she eats around 70 big pieces of sushi in one go! I can only muster three. She wears XXXXXXXL size dresses. I’d say good on her for aiming for a goal and doing everything in her power to get there, but according to wikipedia and general knowledge of many, obesity increases the likelihood of various diseases, particularly heart disease, type 2 diabetes, breathing difficulties during sleep, certain types of cancer, and osteoarthritis. She is writing a death wish! This is suicide. I’m glad I don’t have to watch my mother eat herself to death. What's wrong with people!?
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Comment by Kid Apollo
love your work blondini, id love to meet u one day!!