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1 For The Road - December 2006

This story is priceless.

I mean even celeb worth their salt needs a good "I got arrested", story and some of the headlines coming out of this one are fantastic!

My Personal favourites are:
"Police Bombshell" She does take a cute mugshot - kudos!
"85 pound Arrest!"

My absolute fave is the latter

Just to catch you up, Nicole Richie was arrested under the suspicion of driving under the influence...Of what? is not confirmed BUT, her breath test didn't show any alcohol!!!

She was found to be driving on the wrong side of the road and was then pulled over...and so on - so the story goes.


The BEST part is the angle the media is taking, my favourite of which being the 85 pound arrest.

Where does this Wacky headline come from!

Well the media has gotten a hold of her police report and read the specifics...you know DIRTY details like height, eye colour WEIGHT!

YES she is bloody thin - but isn't the story here that a role model was potentially under the influence and driving dangerously - hell no - you can go to the news for that!

What she weighs is the real story here and then we'll all be able to speculate on the public behaviour as something that stemmed from that!
How difficult is it for sopmeone who is 85 pounds to drive, let alone on the right side of the road?
That is anyone's guess....I don't weigh that so I will never know.

Personally I think the angle with real weight is why did this story come about in the first place?
Well Paris has a brand new bag, and her name is Brit - and ain't no one more popular right now!
Also Lindsay Lohan (their third wheel) has admitted to alcoholism to claim a few headline...yawn!
And Nic - well she just muscled her way in.


What do you think?


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Before sex, after sex,
before sleep after sleep in the shower out of the shower, they’re always wearing robes…I think I’ve even seen this phenomenon take place in the “by the pool scene”.

Who does this? I mean really!

Now I know that the tv soap isn’t real.
What NO! I hear you gasp in exasperation.
I discovered this truth recently while simultaneously becoming addicted to the soap The Young and the Restless.

It’s true – I’m not ashamed anymore.

I watch with the sound down and I understand what is going on perfectly.
It’s all in the facials – and it’s best enjoyed that way.

So back to robes.
What’s with them? AND WHY OH WHY are they silk – the silk robes only get ‘cracked’ on special occasions in real life – and like I said – who really wears them anyway?

A silk robe is that gift you give your mum with long sleeve jim jams so that she can feel fancy – sure she’ll never wear either gift, but at least it made her feel nice to get them.

A terry-towelling robe on the other hand, is more realistic. These are functional – they actually absorb moisture (therefore would be realistic in a shower scene)…they also keep you warm. I’ve never seen a terry robe in a soap!

I also believe in winter robes …I never wear mine but sure if I was in the alpine region at bed time; you never know! What’s wrong with wearing one of these? Is it the bulkiness?
Maybe that’s the answer for all of the above.

Have I cracked this case wide open?

The stars have to look sexy but not too sexy – hence the robe.

I still don’t believe in it.

I’m hanging out to see someone get out of bed with shorts and a t-shirt –and NO not one of those oversized business shirts that make you look sexy! Just an old shirt that was hanging around will be fine.

Just a little bit of realism wouldn’t hurt…do you agree?
Or have I just missed the point completely?
Maybe silk robes do exist in the real world…are they a part of your world?
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My fishing enthusiast partner just went and bought a new game on sony Playstation...and it's fishing.
You catch fish!
It even has a rod which winds and the rod bends when you get a hooks up. BUT there's no fishy smell no paying for petrol or bait adn the catch....well there's no fish either!

Where's the fun? He's been playing for hours, I don't see it to tell you the truth...the fun that is.

I thought maybe it was because I'm not generally into computer games -but i do love dance mat...that's real participation and fun for all...But fishing.
C'mon

That is all about outdoors and hunting and providing...isn't it.

I guess there's no animal cruelty and no threat of over fishing...what do you think?
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